"Oops She's Disappointed Again"

My starts and garters did I really, really want to love Brit's new CD ... are there a couple of tracks that get your toes tapping? Sorta. Do you even realize that Britney's voice actually has been recorded? Um, no. If it weren't for the production of this fiasco there would be no sounds whatsoever except for the crickets. And even then the crickets would spend most of their time yawning. Instead of the Mariah-sized comeback many had hoped it seems to be that Britney is more Whitney than anything. Good for you, Christina Aguilera!! TTGP gives "Blackout" 2 diet sodas out of a six-pack just because we still feel like we need to give the crazy lady some sort of moral support. Or, to put it in her own words, Toxic.