Is Lohan's Career Six Feet Under?

Lindsay Lohan is set to spend time in a morgue as part of her community service--in a bid to show the consequences of driving under the influence. The Mean Girls star, 21, was arrested twice last year on charges of DUI and was sentenced to serve four days behind bars in August (remember that unfortunate snapshot of La Linds sleeping/drooling in her car? such a shame...). She served just a wee longer than 80 minutes in Lynwood jail in California in November, after a judge reduced the sentence and ordered her to carry out 10 days of community service--which she began late last year with the American Red Cross (don't forget, The Red Cross is used to cleaning up disasters!). Her very rich and very employed attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge on Thursday at a progress hearing that Lohan will spend two four-hour days at a morgue, and will spend a further two days in a hospital emergency room. La Lohan was not present at the hearing. Shocker.