Bless His Heart

So the ever youthful, oh, wait ... we're talking about Keith Richards again, sorry loves. Anywho, Keith Richards has declared that his "I snorted my father" crack was simply a funny little joke and that he actually never SNORTED his father. Can you imagine yourself ever having to tell the world that you were only kidding about saying that you snorted your father's ashes with a little dab of cocaine? We're so proud! Anywho, Disney is doing their own sniffling right now because they are contemplating pulling Richards from any promotional junkets for his guest role in the 3rd installment of Pirates of the Caribbean. (Of course, Richards plays Depp's father in it ... wonder if Depp will snort HIM? Inquiring minds...) Nonetheless, if you're going to joke around about snorting relatives, Keithy, make sure the joke doesn't hit quite so close to home or reality. Big hugs. Rox