
Ok, so Rox went to see "Beowulf" with the fam (including my teenage nephews) because we all wanted to go see the, well, cartoon of the famous poem that we all were forced to read in high school. Well, honestly, I feel really dirty because it basically was CGI porn. I'm not judging, darlings, well, who the hell am I kidding? Of course I am...I AM ROX! Anywho, so the story was interesting and the special effects were quite a milestone but the lead character "Beowulf" only fights dragons and demons when he's completely naked...even when he's 60!! Now, I've seen some attractive 60-year-olds, don't get me wrong. However, I must admit that the 60-year-old cartoon was actually SMOKIN' HOT!! And it was almost comical that Angelina Jolie played the sexy, hot, CGI-villain that is B's downfall. But I get it. She's hot whether in real life or 2-dimensional (some would say it's the same thing). However, I think if you're planning on seeing this movie you have to see it i 3-D so you can really appreciate the rock-hard abs and the voluptuously drawn "girls" of Ms. Jolie's. BUT (or BUTT as the case may be) this is not a movie for children...it was even a little uncomfortable having my father next to me. Nonetheless, the image of a cartoon ass will forever remain in my shallow little mind.
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