12.12.2007

Matt Damon vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt


Ok -- enough about "those pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt", am I right? Folks, she is a size 2! A SIZE TWO!!!!!!!!! I applaude her as she fights back about being a healthy size 2! When the average size female in the United States is 163 pounds and 5'3.8" tall, and a size 10! Please, we are such a fat nation. But ironically, no one is saying that Matt Damon is fat now, are they? He's 5'11" and weighs 187 pounds, folks. Rox is 6' and weighs 168 pounds (and I'm not manorexic AT ALL!). So why do only women get grief about being, well, even in better shape than most females out there? Mylanta, Georgia, darlings. Double-stuffed standard right there, believe you me! (Oh, and by the way, the average U.S. male is 5'9" and weighs 190 pounds -- FAT, FAT, FAT!)

Nonetheless, JLH, we love you despite that damn show of yours and here's to telling all of those reporters (who, by the way, aren't exactly running marathons as they sit behind their desks eating donuts and drinking lousy coffee) to 'eat me.' Loving you AND your curves!!

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