Even Rox Doesn't Believe Perez

Here's what was reported today on AIM:

"Given that he spent a fair amount of time publicly canoodling with human blow-up doll Jessica Simpson, we'd ordinarily believe that John Mayer would put his lips on pretty much any animate object. Still, we have a hard time believing that Mayer found any sort of wonderland in the body of bloated blogger Perez Hilton, who claims to have had a steamy make-out session with the doe-eyed dean of sensitive-boy pop.

Perez maintains that he and Mayer locked lips, then twined tongues, at a New York club back in 2006 while Simpson looked on approvingly -- and that he's convinced that at least one photo of the boy-on-boy action exists, since he saw a camera flash go off mid-smooch. We're not sure why Perez opted to wait nearly two years before spilling the beans about this particular game of tonsil hockey, but a glance at the old clock on the wall indicates he's about halfway through that fourteenth minute of fame."

First of all..."bloated" cracked Rox up. Second of all, I know John Mayer and sensitive he IS but bi/curious he AIN'T. And, I like to think if he were to check the dark side out that he would at least go after Fall Out Boy's lead singer (and Ashlee Simpson's boy toy) who is notorious for making out with just about anyone...oh, and he's hot...and not bloated. Perez, darling, get a life. Love, Rox