At Least She Has a Sense of Humor?!

So get this ... it's being reported that Sarah Palin checked into the Omni Berkshire Hotel in NYC for her "Saturday Night Live" performance...and she used an alias -- first name, Tina (we're not mentioning last name -- national security!). I think that is hilarious and in 10 or 1.3 years when Ms. Alaska is forgotten people will saying, "No, I think her name was Tina..."

Also being reported is her secrets to keeping that pageant-ready figure -- all she asked for is diet soda, Atkins bars, and skinny white chocolate mochas ... but no whip. Apparently, Palin made it VERY clear, she's not into whip.

Favorite part -- her peeps also specify the kind of coffee stirrer she wants -- "thin red straw." She's a red-stater right down to the thing that stirs her drink.