I Have Experienced the Homo Tri-Fecta

As I trudged down to my lobby to see what bills would be laughing at me uncontrollably because I'd mistakenly felt some financial reassurance now that Enfluence Group had hit its stride (SO GRATEFUL!!!), I felt that overwhelming ache. You know the one I'm talking about? Like when you hear people from Kansas saying things such as, "I'm voting for the best WHITE man in this election..."

But that's OKKK. They still live in Kanasas. Nonetheless as I dove into the black hole known as (no Silly, not Kevin Spacey's career) my MAILBOX!! I noticed it somehow seemed more full...perhaps full of life...full of joy...could it all be packed by bills like Michael Jackson's? I think not. However, no one could ever have guessed what I'd soon learn. Kinda like the Republicans, I'm assuming. Anypalin...so i begin pulling out fliers and pamphlets and solicitations oh my!! until I pull out one...wait is there another or my goodness gravy is there yet another...could this be THE perfect trifecta that Paul Lynde had so longed for??? I turned my head in a curious glance and spoke not a word but went straight to my work. I filled all the stockings and turned with a jerk. Oh, wait...

Scratch that. Here's my point (YES, I HAVE ONE). In this order this is what I pulled out of my mailbox, nay, my golden treasure box today...1) Rollingstone (perhaps you CAN always get what you want) 2) Entertainment Weekly (with exclusive photos of Zzzzzzz-licious Zac Efron and 3) (are you sitting down???) THE POTTERY BARN HOLIDAY CATALOG!!!!! I know, Heaven.