Paris Going Down...Under

So my sister in Australia let me know that Paris has indeed gone far, far away ... Down Under, as a matter of fact. And it's good to know that we Americans aren't the only sad-sacks that are consumed with celebriazzi. La Paris was in Sydney last week and caused mass hysteria among the young and old. Tons of Aussies actually followed that chickenhead into the damn ocean on the beach and watched her take a shower. My sister's beau, who is a hottie Aussie, was ashamed of his people. Rox says, "Welcome to America, Mate!"