Roxie's Resolutions!

Happy 2007, Popstars! I hope it's starting off on a tapping-dancing note for each and every one of you! I've been asked what my New Year's Resolutions are and, frankly, Rox thinks every day should be a new resolution and revolution -- thin, rich, fabulous, oh my! Nonetheless, it has gotten the Roxster to start thinking about what the resolutions of OTHERS should be. Let me put them down in print for you ... Britney: "I will wear underwear." Tori: "I will suck up to mummy." Paris: "I will go far, far away." Brangelina: "We will stop making the rest of you look ugly and selfish." Madonna: "I will stop acting but will never stop being fabulous." Michael Richards: "I see only black people." Nicole Richie: "I will hire a driver." Jennifer Hudson: "I will continue kicking arse." Meryl: "I will continue kicking arse." Ryan Seacrest: "I will come out." The Donald: "I will make out with Rosie." Rosie: "I will make out with my girlfriend." Ben Affleck: "I will stop making movies." Matt Damon: "I hope my best friend will quit making movies." Daniel Craig: "I will become Roxie's sex slave." Lindsay Lohan: "I will eat." Bill Gates: "I will 'retire' and continue to make more than the Queen of England." More to come, Popettes, more to come...