Maternal Mom Says "No Dates for Lola"

The woman who brought the world the book “Sex,” made out with Britney on national TV, had a case of the foul-mouth on Letterman, and walked the runways of Milan topless has become a prudish mom. Madonna has banned her 10-year-old from dating until she’s 18.

“No boys for [Lourdes] until she turns 18,” the “Papa Don’t Preach” crooner says, according to WENN. “She’s a good girl, though. She doesn’t have it easy. Late-night TV, junk food and mess are not tolerated in my house.”

Madonna once confessed that she’s the disciplinarian in the family, forbidding her children from watching TV at all, which she called “trash.” She told a Brit magazine that Lourdes sometimes leaves her clothes around the room, so the Material Girl gets rid of them.

I didn't know Madonna and Mama Rox had so much in common...once my sister and I came home from school after spending a weekend during which our Mum warned us that "if you don't clean up your room everything will be out on the lawn." You can only imagine our horror whence we rounded the corner from our school bus only to see all of our clothes and toys literally out on the lawn. Papa may not preach but momma ain't no ray of light, popsters.

Cheers to stern parenting!