Rehab and Highlights

Oh, Popsters. Tis a sad day in American pop culture when the "in" things are to go to rehab -- not necessarily STAY there but at least to tell everyone you're going and to get highlights in your hair. Rehab seems to be the latest way for publicists to spin the psycho actions of their out-of-control clientele. Now, is Britney in rehab or is she not? I'm not going to say because by the time you read this she probably had been checked in and out 17 times. Or should that be 12?? Hmmmm....all Rox knows is that she needs to get clean, do the work, grow her hair back, and then make the comeback that people want to see (although that group is getting smaller by the minute). Speaking of hair and rehab ... Mr. Van Halen himself -- and his still-rockin' mane-- has checked into rehab and post-poned the Van Halen reunion (with David Lee Roth and all) that has received some good publicity but not on the level the Police reunion has experienced. And if there's nothing Edward has learned from his now ex-wife Valerie Bertinelli, he better learn to take things One Day at a Time. Speaking of rehab and hair (part II) ... La Lindsay is getting more press on the fact that she's gone "a lighter shade of blonde" than she did for her very short stint in rehab. What the hell is this world coming to, Popsters? Remember when she actually used to get press because she was a great and talented young actor?? Speaking of has-beens, Rox hears that Mrs. Ex-Being-Bobby-Brown ("we gonna make a baby, we gonna make a baby") Whitney Houston has finished up seven songs with her knight in shining armor Clive Davis. At this pace perhaps we could expect a CD from la Houston by the time Britney has a hit, Eddie has a tour, and Lindsay goes back to being a natural redhead. Kisses.