6.04.2007

MTV Movie Awards Have "Silverman" Lining

So Rox and a pal attended tonight's "live" MTV Movie Awards at Universal City Walk in LA. The show was pretty fun overall and I thought Sarah Silverman (who is one of the funniest people on earth right now -- although some with weak stomachs can't take her naughtiness) did a FAB job. I almost fell off of my seat when she dissed Ms. Paris "Soon-to-be-shackled" Hilton as P was sitting in the front row. You could feel the tension and the awkwardness throughout the arena but many thought it was an appropriate jab at someone whose 15 minutes are just about up (thankfully). Rhianna and Amy Winehouse performed and both sang live, surprisingly. Watch about Beyonce because Ms. R is hot on your heels -- and Amy Winehouse has a fab voice if only you could notice it among her behive. Josh Dumahl is GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS and he had his girlfriend Fergie in tow -- he is hotter in person, by the way. Cameron Diaz was gorgeous and hilarious but Rox couldn't take one more B-lister from the 7 million reality shows that are out there. They actually BELIEVE they are celebrities...so, some blond chick that looked like she was trying to be famous was about to go up to try and sneak an interview out of TV Guide Channel when my girl Kimberly Caldwell (of American Idols past) called Rox up on the platform to air kiss and do a quick interview. Bink to you, little reality biatch! The most hilarious/hysterical part of the night was the full-on makeout session between Will Farrell and Sasha Baron Cohen -- I WET MYSELF. And, yes, if you're wanting the real scoop -- Sasha's girlfriend Isla Fischer DEFINITELY is preggers (and gorgeous). Anywho, good luck Paris in the slammer (why was she at an awards show and walking the red carpet two days before prison??? doesn't she deserve to get picked on then???). Have a super first week in June, Popsters. Love, Rox

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bun, J.B. here. You are crazy funny, my friend! I was checking your blog to see what in the world you had to say about Paris. Glad to see you're still going to A list events.

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