Might as Well "Jump" (on the bandwagon)

Ah, in the ongoing we're old and need some more dough so we're reuniting and touring again together bandwagon we now have the likes of Van Halen. Yes, one of Rox's most fave bands of the early '80s (pre-Sammy, of course)...it was the sex appeal of David Lee Roth and the guitar fingers of Eddie I'm-not-married-to-Valerie-Bertinelli-anymore-and-I'm-pissed-because-she's-skinny-again Van Halen. Insiders thought the reunion with Diamond Dave and Eddie would never happen...but who would have thought Paula Abdul would actually have a comeback?? Anywho, Van Halen announced their reunion tour with an initial 25 dates in big arenas. The question is, of course, if Kelly Clarkson can't sell out a tour can Van Halen still put parachute-pant-clad butts in seats. Time will tell, darlings. Until then, rock on.