Madonna No Brotherly Love, Darlings!

Here’s what I’ve heard – she never took the A-Rod and she’s still attached to the Guy-rod. But Madge is not too happy that her estranged brother Christopher-the-bitter-homo has written a “tell all” book about being siblings with her Madgesty. When I asked Madge’s camp about the book they simply cleared their throats and suggested that Rox pick up a good Kitty Kelly or James Frey “novel.” Pick up your shattered life, Christopher, because what reputation you had left soon will be shattered into a million little pieces…kisses, bro.